Redemption

i was studying chemistry when

Poof, Out of thin air, an epiphany

what do you call this food here?

you see, people start calling this thing Apple pie, but i know it wasn't always like that

long time ago, people don't call it apple pie,

i asked around about it, but people keep on giving me that weird look, like i was from another dimension where 'apple pie' was not called apple pie.

then, out of my seemingly futile attempt to study chemistry, there's a flicker of a long forgotten memory, it was totally random, but i do remember what we used to call 'apple pie',

we used to call it called Apple Turnover, don't know if you remember or even know about it but i still think that it's the proper and better name than apple pie..

because..

this here is an apple pie



but then, i might have confused apple turnover for hot pocket.

Monday, May 31, 2010

Toys you wish you never have to play

for all you would be moms who.. neahh.. i'm not even gonna finish what i was trying to say



it's all good till that thing starts to deflate, then you have to blow it, literally.



hope that kid's using diapers made of steel,

or not, atleast that explains why his face looks like that



anyone up for.. a train ride?



reminds me of a scene from Ace Ventura.

Sunday, May 30, 2010

would you believe it?

can you believe it if i say, it's not CGI?




would you believe it if i say it's a magnetic oil?







It's real, it's ferrofluid

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Congratulations to the 210,000th visitor

hope it's not me, cause that be sad. ):

Change

Change is good right? unless it's bad, then it won't be good.


i changed the layouts of my blog, duh.. you would know that, unless if you don't..


i like the old layout more, but i have to sacrifice beauty for practicality, bigger fonts now, and easier to edit stuff.


and you can now give comments on my post.

read if you want, probably just get you confused

Thats what you get when you let your tits on the net

on the net is, Hayley Williams's, barechest piktur.. nuff said.



well she can pretend all the airplanes, in the night sky, like shooting stars, cause she could really need a wish right now to make it all disappear.



get it?



BoB feat. Hayley Williams - Airplanes

Friday, May 28, 2010

Apathy

is when you are confined and refuse to go out of your comfort zone.

could be true.

now i need to think.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

If It Exist, It's On The Internet

That include, Goatse, Lemon party, Hermaphrodites, girl crushing cats head with her high heels, leaked exam papers, Paris Hilton leaked videos, hacked photos from 17 years old girl's facebook and private account, gorilla reunion with his caretaker, african american crying over no fried chicken, your birthday's date, photos of you and your scandal, all the movies and songs you can download and apparently, an Anti-Theft Sticker.

Edit: Kung Fu bear's on the net too.. crazy shit.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

A Beautiful night

i must say so myself, stars are shining, clear sky, bright moon, it is such a beautiful night.

Sunday, May 23, 2010

MacGuyver i know

right now i'm suppose to study biology..

i woulda i shoulda i coulda






but then let me share you a story of a mad scientist currently employed at SMSA





this scientist was suppose to demonstrate the effect of solenoid and magnet towards the EMF using a cathode ray oscilloscope, something about Faraday's Law. but instead, using a retort stand, a coil of wire, and a stretched wire, the mad scientist created a working Electric Guitar, albeit lacking an amplifier port and only have one string. It was the most amazing thing his audience ever seen, the mad scientist dubbed it the latest in line of the S.M.S.A guitar brand. but then i didn't take any screenshot, so i can never prove that. the only proof i have of such occurrence is the fact that the mad scientist made all the audience go home late.


they say Albert Einstein was mad cause he got a closet full of the same set of shirt.





well they were correct about the mad part.

Thursday, May 13, 2010