OF ALL THE SHIT YOU COULD READ

i read somewhere that Lady Gaga is actually a man, so i decided to research upon this matter.

turns out she's:-

1. a puppet for the Illuminati (very long, very mindboggling; reader's discretion)
2. an alien
   
3. a lady guy
4. a guy lady
5. a tranny
6. a hermaphrodite
7. VERY FAMOUS
8. ????
9. PROFIT!!11!1

despite all the rumours i've read about her, my fav have to be

“In the Year 3000 Lady GaGa and the Goo Goo Dolls will form a new rock band: Ga Ga Goo Goo.„

so, my condolance for anyone fapping to lady gaga before the rumor broke up...

and, if she's one of the illuminati,

-FAITH IS MY SHIELD-

Saturday, August 29, 2009