tomorrow will be a big day for many Pre-U1 students as tomorrow is the Mathematics paper for the As level, fortunately, I'm not one of them, but it does make me think though, next year i will be in their shoes and i hope i will be ready by then. i've seen my marks recently and i can say i've improved in Math GP and Biology and Probably Physics.. i can't say the same for Chemistry, don't know why.

anyway, najib archived this great life story on /g/

/g/ - academic experiences in green text
brace yourself for intense reading session

>Add a class a week into the quarter
>Miss the first chapter
>Never go back to read that chapter
>Chapter is crucial for majority of the class
>fail class
>get disqualified
>work at mcdonalds
/life

>What the fuck? Read the whole book in the first two weeks. Review each chapter as each week passes. Ace class.

>don't buy book
>make a C
>save $150.

> Add 6 classes for an semester
> Don't go to college for 6 months.
> Take 2nd chance exams
> Get all the chapters from friends notebooks.
> Study 1 week before and get an A
> Free six month vacations

>skip first day of class because it's the first day
>skip second day of class, it's a friday
>skip third day of class because you don't want to explain why you skipped the first 2 days
>skip fourth because you don't want to explain why you skipped 3 days
>oh shi

>get an assignment
>procrastinate and stay on the internet
>night before assignment
>FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU

>register for 7 courses
>drop the ones you don't like
>realize the ones you didn't like are prerequisites for many courses.
>next semester comes
>wat
>spend 6 years to get your 4-year degree

>enjoy dropping out and playing videogames the rest of your life

>intensely study and take notes for a test
>get a 70% on 6th grade level material
>Oh wait, that is my classmates.

>study like a motherfucker
>someone smart in your class does not study and gets 100%
>you get 60%
>RRRRRRAAAAAAAAGGGGGGEEEEE

>Make a 89.4
>Teacher won't give you the A
>Follow teacher to his car
>???
>Profit

>take a history class
>get an essay assignment
>write an essay with your best abilities
>never get 100%
>never know why
>that's the point of giving you an essay assignment; so the instructor maintains the bell curve

>Pull an all-nighter for a morning exam.
>Fall asleep at the wheel while driving to class.
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>don't go to class
>read powerpoint slides the day before test
>get 95% while the rest of the class averages 60%
>ruin the curve
>teacher announces name
>unprofit

>didn't bother to study
>didn't bother to show up to lectures
>look at last year's exams
>walk in exam, EXACT SAME QUESTIONS IN DIFFERENT ORDER
>pass with A+
>troll rest of class the following semester

>live next to libraries this year
>all textbooks I need are on reserve for students
>save $450 on textbooks

>Buy $230 org chem textbook
>Turns out there's electronic copies floating around, and the prof doesn't use the online coursework.

>work everyday from 7am to 4pm
>go to school everyday from 6pm to 10pm.
> sleep 4 hours a day because you still love video games.
>study all fucking weekend.

>enroll in community college
>watch your friends leave you in your hometown
>don't talk to anybody in your classes
>experience college from your parents basement
>Realize your destroying the best years of your life to save a little money.

> do a degree in a social science
> realize you're no more qualified for a job than you were after school
> do a masters because you're too lazy to get an entry level job
> end up with entry level job anyway
>feel overqualified
>have a bad attitude towards your job
>don't get a raise

>Sail through classes on test marks and the occasional fuckeasy essay.
>Graduate high school with decent grades
>Realize life is about working hard and not intelligence
>Realize you never developed any planning skills or work ethic at all.

>Take higher level chemistry by mistake
>Do well in it
>Have counselor tell you that you need to take a lower level class for your major
>Take lower level class
>Don't read book
>Don't study
>Still get an A

>meet awesome people freshman year
>party and skip class
>2.0 gpa
> quit drinking and never go out
>lose all your friends
>3.8 gpa next semester
>switch schools because no one likes you
>no one likes you at new school
>spend Friday and Saturday night at your parents house so you aren't lonely as fuck

>procrastinate your whole life
>get average grades
>go to average university and get an average degree
>realize how easy it would have been to actually study instead of wasting time with girls, alcohol, drugs, the internet and with video games
>wish you could go back in time and study so you could become a doctor or lawyer
>feel that you have wasted your life
>an hero

FIN.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009