i'm going to quote Mitch Hedberg.
"I have a vest, but if i have no arms, it would be a jacket."
"I hate to be the headless horseman's dentist, you wouldn't make much money"
"Is a hippopotamus a HIPpopotamus? or a really-cool-apotamus"
"now now, i was camping and i was looking for firewood, so naturally i was looking for DuraFlame Tree"
"That'll be cool if you live with the monsters, you'll never get hiccups"
"A burrito is a sleeping bag for grounded beef"
"My girlfriend works at the Hooter, in the kitchen"
"I'm an Ice Sculptur, last night i made an ice cube"
"I wear Necklace now, cause i want to know when i'm upside down"
"I have a vest, but if i have no arms, it would be a jacket."
"I hate to be the headless horseman's dentist, you wouldn't make much money"
"Is a hippopotamus a HIPpopotamus? or a really-cool-apotamus"
"now now, i was camping and i was looking for firewood, so naturally i was looking for DuraFlame Tree"
"That'll be cool if you live with the monsters, you'll never get hiccups"
"A burrito is a sleeping bag for grounded beef"
"My girlfriend works at the Hooter, in the kitchen"
"I'm an Ice Sculptur, last night i made an ice cube"
"I wear Necklace now, cause i want to know when i'm upside down"
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